Category: Heroes

Hey all you Smash Masters out there. We need your help. And, no, it’s not what you think. We can’t decide what color outfit goes best with granny’s bionic legs. (Ok, maybe it IS what you think…). You can tell us what color you think is best by heading over to Facebook and voting with your clickety-mouse […]

Editor in chief:Hey, Adam – I don’t get this character ‘Imaginary Friend’. Are we saying he’s not a real person, or are we saying he’s only pretending to be a friend? Adam:I dunno. Why do you have to put labels on people, dude? Editor in chief:He makes no sense. What’s his theme? Is he magical? […]

Ah, the South Pacific. A paradise full of surf, sand, sun, flowers, tiki parties, and deadly gila monsters. If you think that sounds like the perfect mix for another Super Powered Smash Masters hero, you’d be right! Take a look but keep your distance from the dangerous Gila Dancer! If you only have one or two mutant heroes […]

We’ve seen a lot of anger burning through the webisphere lately. A lot of terrible and transparent lies spreading around, and a great deal of moral outrage. We dark unicorns have decided to set the record straight, once and for all: the answer is no, absolutely not! Moth Mother did NOT actually give birth to moths, okay? […]

Now that it’s autumn (in the northern hemisphere), we’re falling all over ourselves to leaf you with a great impression of the latest Super Powered Smash Master. Please welcome the amazing arborist with a PhD in crimefighting: Doctor Deciduous! It used to be all horticulture and nuclear fission for this scientist with a passion for plants. But […]

Implausible Man is one of the most famous, and yet most mysterious heroes in the Super Powered Smash Masters universe. No one knows much about him, including us. When Implausible Man is drawn, he’s bound to spark some questions. Who is this guy? Where did he come from? Where is his mouth located? Implausible Man won’t tell […]