You thought that guy with the fish bowl on his head and all the green smoke was the only comic character with a glass globe on his noggin? Meet Non-Prophet. Is he a genuine Gypsy fortune-teller or just renaissance fair employee who got his head stuck in a crystal ball and decided to roll with it? Either way, he knew you were going to say that!
Non-Prophet is available in the SPSM: New Recruits Expansion Pack!